Hello, and welcome to my very humble corner of the Internet. For those of you who may not know, my name is Kurt E. Hummel, and if you are a student at William McKinley High School and don't know my name by now, you must be living under a rock.

I am an eighteen year old senior at WMHS at the top of my class, where I'm actively involved with the Cheerios. I have single-handedly led us to a National title for the last two years in a row, due to my incredible ability to sing fourteen minutes of Celine Dion, entirely in French. Je suis très, très magnifique! I'm also involved in the glee club, New Directions, simply because they need the coolness factor and my undeniable talent. Needless to say, I'm something of a big deal.

I have three very important talents: 1. My voice; 2. My ability to spot trends in men's fashion; 3. My ability to know when it comes from a bottle. Some day, I'm going to be a household fashion name, like Alexander McQueen (may he rest in peace), Mark Jacobs, and Chanel. I am smart, fierce, capable, and more than likely superior to you in every way.

I'm single, but I'm not interested in dating. When you come from somewhere as small and backwoods as Lima, Ohio, there's bound to be some inbreeding, and there's no way I'm going to get caught up in some convoluted, disgusting gene pool with a bunch of people I actually hate with the fiery passion of a thousand nuclear war missiles. You can look, but you can't touch. I know a thing or two when it comes to martial arts, and I will not hesitate to put you in your place.

If you have a problem with me, don't be scared about it; say it to my face. If I can be proud enough to be who I am, you can be brave enough to insult me to my face. It's only fair, right? Besides; no one likes a coward.

"I loved you. I was a pentapod monster, but I loved you. I was despicable and brutal, and turpid, and everything, mais je t'aimais, je t'aimais!" -Vladimir Nabokov

DISCLAIMER: I am just a role-player! I do not claim to be and am in no way affiliated with Fox, Glee, Ryan Murphy, or Chris Colfer... though I'd like to be.